Voila Haiti, Diaspora San Kat, Part 3

Mezanmi, gen yon deyne blag mwen pa janm ba-w nan saga diaspora san kat la... Believe me... It is the strangest and funniest Haiti cell phone joke ever and I know you're going to tell all your friends about it today.


Voila Haiti Cell Phone Company

Ou sonje nan Diaspora San Kat #1, I was telling you how embarrassed I was being the "GWO Disapora" in Haiti, talking to VIPs on the phone, epi... KLOUP... apel koupe... Telephone Voila-m pa gen kat?

Ou sonje sa?

Se yon "Top Up" mwen kouri al fe sou net la ki sove la vi-m...

Epi nan Disapora San Kat #2, ou sonje... I accidentally gave one lucky Voila customer 1,385 gourdes of FREE Voila cell phone Minutes... epi... le-m rele, panse se petet yon joli demwazel, epi se yon gro mal neg ki ki reponn mwen...

LOL... Ou sonje sa?

Bon... Pati sa-a pi red... Believe me...

About six months later I went back to Haiti.

Usually, I will leave my voila cell phone with my cousin Modeline, and every time there is a Voila 2-for-1 Dekabes, I add some minutes to it so I can keep the phone number active.

Fwa sa-a... Le-m rive Haiti, Modeline di-m konsa...

Modeline: "Woody... Neg la te rele-w wi..."

Me: "Ki neg sa?"

Modeline: "Neg Voila-a... Client Voila... Ou sonje? Neg ou te charger telephone li pa aksidan-an..."

Me: "Ohhh... Yer.... Li te rele? Sa-l te bezwen?"

Modeline: "Li di li pa gen minit, tout minit li yo fini, eske ou ka mete minit pou li anko?"

LMAO...

An verite Dye...

Mwen manke trangle nan ji grenadia mwen tap bwe-a...

I don't give minute to strangers no more but, from time to time, I do login to voilacomcel.com and add minutes to the cell phones of my family and friends in the 509!

Haiti, that is.

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Jean Esteban says...

VOILA, LE PLUS

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Ericka says...

WOW

THIS WAS FUNNY
GOOD

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Haitian Barbie says...

sa pa funny anpil the 2nd one iz lmfao for dat

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