Haitian Jokes - A Haitian man walks into a bank in New York City, read what happens next...

A Haitian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Haiti on a vacation for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

Two Haitian Women Laughing

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Haitian man hands over the keys to a new brand BMW 740i.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.

The Haitian produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Haitian for using a $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the BMW into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Haitian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a successful business man.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Haitian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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