Haitian Creole Vs. French - One makes you smile, one gives you an attitude problem

There is a HUGE difference between Haitian Creole and Le Francais (French)... The Haitian Creole language is the language of SMILES... You smile when you are speaking Creole... French, on the other hand, is the language of ATTITUDE.

Two Haitian Women Laughing
Two Haitian Women Laughing

It's no wonder why French speaking Haitians are so ZUZU... They look so Siriyous (sérieux LOL)... Rigide... Dent du... Pieds croisee... Le droit sur la bouche... It's not their fault... It's the danm French language... They are speaking the language of ATTITUDE...

Try it... I am not kidding...

Dans la langue Francaise, il y a beaucoup de "U" c'est pourquoi que l'on parle avec la bouche pointU... LOL...

Example:

"Tu as lu la lecture? J'ai voulu mais j'ai pas pu. Tu a vu les recus? ils ont disparu... J'ai tout entendu, J'ai été profondément ému. Je te le jure... Ohhh ce foutu rhume!"

How many time do you open your mouth while reading this text?

Yea man... Le Francais c'est une language Dent Du... LOL...

What about Haitian Creole?

Nan lang kreyol la... ou itilize anpil "i" e se sak fe fok ou oblije SOURI lew ap pale Kreyol... Wiiii... Tout bon wi... LOL

Ekzanp:

"Oh Jezi... Ti pitit la vini... le-m di-w saaa... li fe-m ri... se pa de ri-m ri pitit... Le touris yo vini ayiti pitit, map resi fe yon ti kob nan boutik la... m-ap fe bon ekonomi, m'a resi fini, ti kay la... wii... kite yo vini non pitit. Y-ap pran plezi jouk mayi mi... se Ayiti cheri wi peyi a rele pitit... hee heyyyy..."

La vi a kout wi my friend... griyen dan-w tande pitit?

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Lover says...

Funny ...

you r right.

a Native French is not ZUZU as a Haitian

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