Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When...

Sunday May 12, 2002 12:06 AM ET  You know that you're Haitian when: You point at things and people with your lips. You nod your head upwards to greet someone when you're too busy too talk. You hear "pssssssssst" and know that someone is trying to get your attention. Gryot ak Banan Peze is your favorite meal. You dip bread in your coffee, hot chocolate, and even certain kinds of liquor (Kremas). You have either Jean or Marie placed somewhere in your  name... You twuipe (suck your teeth) when you're fed up. When you really get mad at someone you want to take off your shoe and slap them with it. The most feeble old woman can strike fear into your heart with just one look. The US is made up of only three cities: Miami, New York , Boston. You know where the nearest Hatrexco and Bobby Express are. You go to work as though you were dressed for Church You go to Church dressed for a wedding You go to a wedding dressed to meet Queen Elizabeth. You ate rice within the past 3 days... Your living room couches are covered with plastic. You buy your cereal at Farmer's Market and you buy your fruits at Basket Market. You keep a "bokit" (kapten anba kaban) under your bed  just in case. Prekosyon pa kapon. Once the temperature gets below a certain level, you lose all concept of color coordination when it comes to things like snow boots, winter coats, scarves, and hats, often doing things like wearing two different color hats at the same time. You have a bottle of Ombre Rose sitting on your dresser  for those special occasions but you just don't feel fresh  until you've drenched yourself in "Bien Etre". Your furniture is too big for your house. You're house is so packed with meubles and biblos that  you can't even take two steps no one is allowed in the living room because it is reserved for company. Yawning indicates hunger not fatigue. All soda is called cola but nothing is better than Jus  Rouge Maggi, Matouk's, Tabasco, & Tomato Paste are cooking  essentials. If someone says that the party starts at 6 PM, then you  know not to show up until 10 PM because it's impolite. More Haitian Jokes at www.BelBlag.com Email | Permalink REPLY to this article | 44 Comments Share this: Twitter  Facebook  More Also read these articles VIDEO: Justin Beiber Discovers A Gifted Haitian Talent The Haiti Earthquake Conspiracy You Probably Heard About? Haiti Kanaval 2012 Photos... Look! Liar Liar... What Is The BIGGEST Lie You Ever Told? 4.6 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Haiti Last Night!   Reader Comments (44) Danica says: Re: Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When... THIS IS TO FUNNY AND I DONT BELIVE ITS RACIST LIKE ITS JUST JOKES WHICH MOST OF THEM ARE TRUE HAITIAN ALWAYS BE THE ONES STEPPIN OUT THE BOX N TWISTIN STUFF FOR REAL ITS NOT SERIOUS FOR PEOPLE TO BE SAYIN ITS RACIST AND IGNORANT Tweet this, share it on Facebook, More REPLY   Miss World says: Re: Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When... These post are the racist I have ever seen espically bthe African Botswana u shouldn't talk since Africa has so many people die from AIDS on a daily basis. U know its not Haitians fault that Africa is still not free! Ignorant Ass! Go back and get educated!!! Tweet this, share it on Facebook, More REPLY   Shelunaaa says: Re: Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When... Excuse Me Be Quiet. I'm Haitian & I Don't Do That Stuuff. Do You Know What An American Is? A Stupid Person That Looks Down At Everyone, Starts Wars For No Reason & Mess Up Other Countries. Do Me A Favor, And STHU Because You Are Getting On My Nerves. Don't Look Down On Haitians Cuz You're No Better. Tweet this, share it on Facebook, More REPLY   Dtryhs says: Re: Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When... HAHAHA OH THIS IS Y I LUV MY HAITIANS STANDING UP FOR US ! :) Tweet this, share it on Facebook, More REPLY   Sdrt says: Re: Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When... THATS SO RACIST !!:( Tweet this, share it on Facebook, More REPLY   Marjorie Middy says: Re: Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When... You know you are Haitian, when you cannot accept the truth. Everything has to be trivialized. Tweet this, share it on Facebook, More REPLY   Chery says: Re: Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When... You know you are Haitian when you always have to be right, almost every conversation end with a loud argument. You always have to have the last word. Tweet this, share it on Facebook, More REPLY   Jigga Bu says: Re: Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When... Oh, and savagely murder off the French that set you up on a beautiful island parade, then blame all but yourselves for your crime and poverty. Tweet this, share it on Facebook, More REPLY   Botswana Bootlip says: Re: Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When... You know you're a Haitian when you have nothing to eat because you raped the land and deforested it, have 20 illegitimate kids, have AIDS, live in filth, have an I.Q. of 70 or lower, don't work, are a born savage criminal, crap in your drinking water and blame the U.N. workers, have no building codes, and are a lower life form than the monkeys you evolved from. Tweet this, share it on Facebook, More REPLY   Gina says: Re: Haitian Jokes - You Know That You're Haitian When... That is so true wat yhu just commented . Tweet this, share it on Facebook, More REPLY   Showing 1 - 10 of 44 comments | Read More Comments » Leave your comment Name (required) E-mail (will not be published) (required)   <<   Enter code « Back To Main Newer post: Haitian webmasters, can Haitian websites make you rich? Older post: ADVICE - Free Internet Access

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