JOKE OF THE WEEK - Five Surgeons

5 surgeons are taking a coffee break.

Two Haitian Women Laughing
Two Haitian Women Laughing

1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is color coded."

4th intercedes: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."

To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation while sipping from a bottle of Jack Daniel's (as all surgeons do between operations), says: "I like engineers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

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