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JOKE OF THE WEEK - Blondes Go Fishing!

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing in Canada. She'd seen many books on the subject and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
Two Haitian Women Laughing
Two Haitian Women Laughing

After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from above, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of coffee and began to cut another hole.

Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward and said, "Is that you Lord?"

The voice replied, "No . . . this is the Ice Rink Manager".

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