Comedy
President Michel Martelly with a Full Head of Hair
Haitian politics can make your hair grow back boy... LOL... Here is a photo of Haitian president Michel Martelly with a full head of hair.
According to elekekepepe.com, a Haitian satire news web site, President martelly broke his 'Tet Kale' campaign promise by letting his hair grow back.
By the way, satire news IS FAKE news!
Haitian VIP Pass
In Haiti, VIP means Rantre Gratis. There are many Haitian VIPs who refuse to PURCHASE a TICKET to attend a Haitian event.
They all want to get in for FREE!
There are many people, including Haitian artist (actors, musicians, etc), Haitian media personnel (radio and television), and lots of self-proclaimed Haitian VIPs who refuse to pay.
In all Haitian Movie premieres, Haitian Bals, Festivals, and other events, these Haitian VIPs want to get in for FREE.
"Don't you know who I am?" they say, "I don't pay for these things!"
In the mean time. The will pay hundreds for a bottle.
Louis Vuitton - Calabash Bowl - Haiti
French artist Sebastien Bouchard hand-painted a Louis Vuitton monogram on a calabash bowl. in Haiti, this would be a Louis Vuitton Kwiy.
Calabash bowls used on the country side of Haiti for eating and in the kitchen, and lots of other purposes.
Calabash bowls (Kwiy) are often used by beggars in Haiti.
When I was a kid, my mother used to say: "Si-w pa ka charite pov la, pa kraze kwiy li." That means, if you cannot give to the beggar do not break his [calabash] begging bowl.
It is interesting to see how Bouchard Juxtaposes this iconic luxury logo with a cheap third world bowl, a real contrast between the necessities of Haitian life and the desires of western society.
Tonton Nord - Haitian Music Festival, West Palm beach FL
Here is a picture of Haitian comedian Johnny 'Tonton Nord' Fleurinord dancing on stage at the Haitian Roots Connection Music Festival in West Palm Beach FL
In the background, Koudjay, a Haitian Racine Music band, performing.
The event that took place on Saturday, June 17th, 2006, at The Meyer Amphitheater, a multipurpose facility, located in Down Town West Palm Beach Florida.
See all the photos here:
West Palm Beach Music Festival
konpafestival.com
Barikad Crew Vs Rockfam
There is a funny video out there and you should watch it.
It's a discussion between Barikad Crew and Rockfam, two popular Haitian hip hop (rap kreyol) groups.
Watch the video here:
belrapkreyol.com
Halloween Costume - Bush Bear Viking Costume
Here is a photo of a man dressed in a homemade Viking Costume made out of Bush bear cardboard boxes.
Photo taken at a Megoween Halloween party in Historic Downtown Melbourne FL
See all the photos here:
MegoWeenPhotos.com
911 Lemonade Call Police report
Here is a snapshot of the police report of the man who called 911 because there was no lemonade at burger king
See the full police report here:
coxnewsweb.com King PC.pdf